Terms Of Use

This website is meant to parody, lampoon, and otherwise entertain. The message boards on this website are not a forum for personal vendettas against private citizens, hate or bigotry directed toward any individual, factually incorrect information about any individual or company, sexist agendas, extreme profanity, pornography, and likeminded material. Character defamation, harassment, stalking, and threatening behavior will not be tolerated. When discovered, such material will be removed and the person(s) responsible will be banned. Please do not post personal information on our message boards; we cannot guarantee that other people will not collect and use that information. Unlawful activity, including but not limited to, hacking, password mining, and causing damage to the That Sucks website and/or the servers that present our content by knowingly uploaded files that contain viruses, worms, Trojan horses, etc. will not be tolerated and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

All material on this website is owned by That Sucks L.L.C. and is protected by copyright and trademark/service mark, unless otherwise stated. Users may not modify, copy, distribute, transmit, display, publish, license, sell, or create derivative works without prior written permission. No compensation will be paid to any user posting on this website without prior written arrangements.

That Sucks uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental..

When you register, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password and user name and for all activities that occur under your account. You agree to contact That Sucks immediately if there is any unauthorized use of your contact or financial information. That Sucks is not liable for any loss that you may incur as a result of unauthorized use of your personal information. Users understand and agree that That Sucks shall not be liable for any loss or damage resulting from use of or inability to use this website, or from errors or omissions in website content. Users understand and agree that any content downloaded or otherwise obtained from this website is done at their own risk and that That Sucks will not be responsible for any damage done to users’ computer or loss of data that may occur from such activity.

That Sucks contains links to other websites that are not under the control of That Sucks. Furthermore, posters on the message boards may link websites in their postings, which are also not under the control of That Sucks. Other persons or companies own these websites and when you access them you do so at your own risk. That Sucks is not responsible for these links, their availability, the content that might be on posted on them, and damage done to users’ computer or loss of data that may occur from such activity. That Sucks does not necessarily endorse content on third party websites.

That Sucks has no obligation to monitor message boards on this site. That Sucks administrative personnel, however, reserve the right to delete content and ban posters from posting content on this website.

Much of the material available on That Sucks is of an adult nature, and therefore, unsuitable for children. We strongly recommend that persons under the age of 18 not visit or post on this website. Users are responsible for the behavior of their children.

Users agree not to post any material or links for advertising or sales purposes without prior written permission.

Users agree, at their expense, to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless That Sucks L.L.C. and Helios Communications, L.L.C., and their officers, employees, agents, affiliates, distributors, and licensees from judgments, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, and expenses, including attorney fees and expenses, incurred with any claim, lawsuit, or action arising out of users’ breach of this agreement or in connection with this website or any connected product or service. Any controversy or claim arising from this agreement or the material on this website shall be resolved in a Kansas court.

Privacy policy

That Sucks will do everything it can to protect your privacy. No personal information is required to navigate most content on That Sucks, and no information will be collected. The only information we collect will be that voluntarily supplied by you. You will be required to provide information listed below if you elect to order products, participate in games or contests, or receive e-mail including newsletters from us. If you elect to receive e-mail from us, you can unsubscribe any time.

If you sign up to participate in contests or to receive electronic newsletters, we will request e-mail information. If you purchase items from our store, you will be asked to provide information necessary for billing and shipping. Such information includes name, address, e-mail address, phone number, and credit card information.

When you register to participate in our message boards, That Sucks will not release that information to third parties without your consent.

When you visit That Sucks, a cookie may be placed on your computer. Cookies are commonly used by websites and facilitate your navigation experience. This information will assist us in compiling traffic data and therefore future content. If you prefer, you can set your browser not to accept cookies.

To better serve your needs, That Sucks also collects information about which pages you visit on our website. This information is not linked to your personal information.

We will not sell your personal information. We will use it, however, to tailor our content to your needs and deliver services that you request, such as newsletters. We may occasionally use other companies to fulfill orders. Such vendors will be required to provide secure processing of financial information.

That Sucks may disclose personal information provided by you if required by law enforcement agencies.

Occasionally, That Sucks may conduct voluntary surveys of visitors to our website to obtain information about content and to obtain demographic information. This information may be shared with advertisers and other third parties in aggregate. No personal details about you will be disclosed. Opinion polls on our website are anonymous. Please check our privacy statement occasionally for changes.

Advertising

For information about advertising, Contact Us.