Predictions & Suckisms

The war in Iraq will last longer than Bush suggests.
(Hint: Mission NOT accomplished!)

Word Origins; "suck" = "be very unsatisfying"
-John Davies´ The alt.usage.English FAQ file

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
-John Benfield

Suck - To be repellent or disgusting.
-The Random House Dictionary of the English Language

Sucker - One who is easily decived; a dupe.
-The American Heritage Dictionary

If you´ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
-John Wayne

Yeah. Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
-Homer J. Simpson

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
-Dave Barry