Much of history sucks, but history has nothing on the suckable present. People have done and continue to do unspeakable things to each other. Our factually ficticious timeline recognizes some of our ignobler (OK, we make words up) accomplishments and discoveries. Here we've carefully arranged the facts of history and filled in the gaps with fiction or truth, just like in the movies and politics. If you would like to help us fill the gaps, submit your favorite historical person or event that sucks, via our contact page.